Mike Renning posts:
 
A wicked man dies and is sent to Hell.  When he gets to Hell, he
checks in with the reception demon, who gets him to fill out many
forms with blunt #2 pencils.  The demon then tells him he will have
to choose from among three rooms, and the one he chooses is where he
will have to stay for the rest of eternity.  He then turns the man over
to another demon to show him his choices.
 
The demon takes the man to the first room.  In the room, the man sees
thousands of the damned burning in perpetual flames and screaming and
wailing in utmost agony.
 
 "This looks pretty bad," the man says to the demon.  "Show me the next
room."
 
The demon takes him to the next room, where he sees countless thousands
of lost souls frozen in ice with expressions of abject suffering and
terror on their faces.
 
 "Wow," says the man.  "This looks terrible, too.  Let me see the third
room."
 
So the demon takes him to the last room and opens the door.  Inside,
the man sees thousands of people standing around knee-deep in shit,
drinking coffee.  They look fairly relaxed, if not actually happy.
 
 "This doesn't look so bad," says the man.  "I'll stay here."
 
So he takes a position in the room and gets a cup of coffee.  The
demon who has been leading him around leaves and locks the door.
A couple of minutes later, the guardian demon in the room glances
at his watch.
 
 "All right, people," he says.  "Coffee break's over.  Back on your
heads!"