Stavros Krysiak aka Anh Minh instructed the multitude:

The following are my top 10 reasons to be thankful.
 
 
1. I am thankful that I have well formed stools.
2. I am thankful that I am not constipated.
3. I am thankful that my hemorrhoids are history.
4  I am thankful that I have exactly 9 hairs on my ass, the sign of a
   living Buddha.
5. I am thankful that the Republican congress and our president love to
   sling shit.
6  Speaking of shit, I am thankful that the O.J. trial is over.
7. I am thankful that my shit stinks. If it didn't I would belong to a
   class of people who really suck.
8. I am thankful for a prostate gland which triggers my enlightenment, when
   I shit.
9. I am thankful that Internet is uncensored, where I can post my shit.
10.I am thankful that at times, I can be a perfect asshole.