Stavros Krysiak aka Anh Minh wrote:

Bull shit, It makes the grass grow green.
Cow shit! It does the same damn thing.
Ape Shit! Its not the best shit,
But its better than all the rest.
 
The Buddha followed non dogmatic path. This can be your Bull
shit Sifter. If you hear a master say "You must be a
vegetarian in order to be enlightened" or My meditation is
the best meditation taught by the Buddha. or Sex is the only
route to enlightenment, pull out your Shakyamuni  Bull shit
Sifter.  It sifts out the bull shit dogmas. You are left with
many which may lead to enlightenment.
Most of all do not listen to a masters who charge for his
services. That is Bull shit.  Remember Bull Shit not only
makes the grass grow green it also make the wallet grow
green.
If you are not Satisfied with the San Jose Vipassana Shit
Meditation (TM) there is no problem.  I will be happy to
teach you bull shit for an additional fee.
 
For the first lesson in the San Jose Vipassana Meditation
(TM) send $39.95 .  Attention readers in Toledo. You can
purchase a franchise Temple of the San Jose Shit Meditation
Society (TM) in my first expansion. Every Friday all members
meet for a shit together.  The Temple looks a lot like a
public toilet with many booth. One noticeable exception is
that there are family booths with three to twelve thrones.
This is in accordance with the Vietnamese Shit God ONG VE
SINHG'S writings. He wrote "The family that shits together,
Wipes together"  Its a very profound statement for family
meditation.
Before you jump to conclusions it is not necessary to pay me
money for the San Jose Vipassana Shit meditation. I will
accept payments of sex. There is an ancient and eternal law
"Nobody rides for free."
 
Many people have written to me and asked why I have chosen a
path of shit when there is the path of tantric sex. I
serioulsy thought of it until I met a man who had been
enlightened  through the use of tantric sex. He was truly a
Buddha but every where he went people would say "There goes
that fucking Buddha." That is a high price to pay for
enlightenment.
 
In my next teaching letter I will not only teach you how to
do the famous Buddhist Honey Walk, I will also teach you how
to shit honey by making a beehive out of your asshole.