Stavros Krysiak, aka Anh Minh, posted:

In the days that I studied under Rex the Wonder God at his retreat in
Wamsutter Wyoming many things happened which brought me to additional levels
of consciousness. This is a story of one of those days in which I received
an became aware of another level.
Rex, the Wonder God, told me and my side kick Prince to go out into the red
dessert and mountains and bring back as many forms of shit we can find for
the purpose of identification.  "Oh! Boy! I said "I am really going to get
to know my shit!"  Prince loves shit as much as I do. He loves to sniff it
and roll in it.
We brought a case of small bags with us, so as we picked up specimens we
would label what kind of shit Prince and I decided that it was.  We wanted
to show our God how smart we were. I told Prince that if we followed and
animal and waited for them to shit, we could positively identify that shit
and Rex, the Wonder God, would think that his students were very smart. We
spend the whole summer in the desert and foothills following as many animals
as we could and collecting a fresh specimen, which we immediately labeled.
I found many kinds of shit, deer droppings, antelope shit, rabbit pellets
and bull shit to name a few.  I found some crap which came  from a rare herd
of elks at the sand dunes.  Prince came back with a bag of the worse
smelling shit I ever ran across.  I asked him "What kind of animal could
stink this much." He told me that it was ferret shit from the black footed
ferret.  I said  "I know a ferret in Fort Collins.  I wonder, if his shit
stinks this much." Prince said that he didn't know, but one think for sure,
he wasn't going to roll in that.  I camped over night next to a buffalo pie
waiting for it to harden so that I could pull it out of the bag and say
"Buffalo Pie."  Then Rex, the Wonder God, would be very proud and call me
his Number one sutdent.  Prince followed a trail into the mountain and came
back with a bag of Moose shit.  I made an important discovery, when I found
a family of skunks.  Their shit didn't stink as bad as ferret shit.  I look
in the bag and said to Prince.  "This is all broken in small pieces.  I bet
that you rolled in it." He smile sheepishly.  At night we built a nice fire
at our campsite.  There we would study our specimens.  Soon I could identify
shit by its taste and smell.  Prince came up with a very smart idea that we
categorize them into two major groups: Shit from Vegetarians and Shit from
Carnivores.  I was so happy to have Prince with me.  I would have never
thought of that on my own.  One afternoon I was extremely lucky. A Eagle was
flying overhead look for prey and "plop". It fell right on my hat. "Thank
you Mr. Eagle!: I yelled.  I put that with the carnivore shit.

At the end of the summer I had many specimens. and eagerly brought them back
to Wamsutter.  Rex, the Wonder God,  quizzed us extensively.  He would hold
up a specimen and ask me to identify it.  We fooled him, we could even
identify specimen blindfolded, with clothes pins on our noses, relying on
taste alone.  After several days of testing Rex, the Wonder God, said to us.
"Well you both really think that you know your shit."  "Oh! Yes master I
know every thing about shit!"  I replied.  Rex, the Wonder God, asked us to
sit in front of a large fan he used to cool the recreation room.  He pulled
shit our of the different bags and threw it into the fan.  Prince and I were
covered with shit and shit was everywhere in the recreation room.
Rex, the Wonder God, said to me. "OK. Tell me what are you covered with
I said "Master I am covered with shit!" I replied. "What kind of Shit" he
said. "Master I cannot tell what kind of shit but I know it is shit" At that
moment I understood the oneness of shit.