El Dupree Archive
**Assorted Stuff about Our Hero (tm):
**El Dupree, Selected Works, Alf the Poet, Editor
Compendiums:
**Legends of the Wanderer of the Western Plains:
- Acrostic Poem A poem; not a poem; neither... WHAP
*headsack*
- Arena Grandfather! I rebel.
- Bear Bear steps off.
- Black Dreams I am called "Chico"... (28 Jan 97)
- Bothell I'll have those eggs now, officer, if you don't mind.
- British "In the morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be
ugly" (Churchill)
- Chicken Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- Ching Hai The Supremes.
- Coyote "For whom is it good, and for whom not so hot?"
(Vysotsky)
- Cucaracha One wonders if Senator Packwood had a thing for
latex.
- Act 1 Coming attractions.
- Death For whom the bell tolls.
- Dinner Prices subject to change without notice.
- Dupree Claus And you thought he didn't exist. (28 Jan 97)
- El or James Dupree? Rumors of Dupree's Mysterious background. (28 Jan 97)
- Ernesto What a long, strange trip it has been.
- Ferret Man vs Nature, Man vs Man, Man vs Self, Man vs Ferret
- Feliz Gallo, Feliz Pollo Feliz Gallo, Feliz Pollo (28 Jan 97)
- Flanders "Gojira vs the Yuppie Pod People" [ 80's remake of
50's classic ]
- Mickey Spillane Suppose you held a party and No One
came?
- Mime Is it better to be silent, and thought a fool?
- Mistaken Identity Of Diego San Martin,Carmelita and
voice mail.
- Monastary Your two cents accepted here.
- Pig Born Free.
- Professor The Tail of the Monkey, and the Monkey's
Professor.
- Rebirth We must be Enlightened, or be Born Again (and again,
and again...).
- Rosa "I'd walk a mile,"
- Saguaro The other day, I met a bare, in tennis shoes....
- Santa To each their own...and to all, good.
- Savior Does Dog love you?
- Shakespeare El Dupree by any other name would smell.
- Shopping Mall Striving for new heights in bland and
inoffensive.
- Sinaloa "Like any aging alkie, it had seen much, and
forgotten most of it."
- Song With apologies to Pink Floyd .
- Springtime A young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts
of luv.
- Strange Don't ask me; I don't know.
- Tao The tao that can be posted....
- Twosacks El Dupree Meets His Match
- Wounds You've read it in the FAQ! Now see it live!