El Dupree Archive

**Assorted Stuff about Our Hero (tm):

• Headsack Info All about headsacks.
• Hometown1 It was a dark and stormy night...
• Hometown2 If at first you don't succeed
• Hometown3 Say it ain't so, Joe!
• Hometown3a "It ain't so, Joe!"
• Birth It's worse than that... (It's Taco Hell, Jim!)
• Sister More fine scholarship by Dr. Alf

**El Dupree, Selected Works, Alf the Poet, Editor

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**Legends of the Wanderer of the Western Plains:

• Acrostic Poem A poem; not a poem; neither... WHAP *headsack*
• Arena Grandfather! I rebel.
• Bear Bear steps off.
• Black Dreams I am called "Chico"... (28 Jan 97)
• Bothell I'll have those eggs now, officer, if you don't mind.
• British "In the morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly" (Churchill)
• Chicken Be afraid. Be very afraid.
• Ching Hai The Supremes.
• Coyote "For whom is it good, and for whom not so hot?" (Vysotsky)
• Cucaracha One wonders if Senator Packwood had a thing for latex.
• Act 1 Coming attractions.
• Death For whom the bell tolls.
• Dinner Prices subject to change without notice.
• Dupree Claus And you thought he didn't exist. (28 Jan 97)
• El or James Dupree? Rumors of Dupree's Mysterious background. (28 Jan 97)
• Ernesto What a long, strange trip it has been.
• Ferret Man vs Nature, Man vs Man, Man vs Self, Man vs Ferret
• Feliz Gallo, Feliz Pollo Feliz Gallo, Feliz Pollo (28 Jan 97)
• Flanders "Gojira vs the Yuppie Pod People" [ 80's remake of 50's classic ]
• Mickey Spillane Suppose you held a party and No One came?
• Mime Is it better to be silent, and thought a fool?
• Mistaken Identity Of Diego San Martin,Carmelita and voice mail.
• Monastary Your two cents accepted here.
• Pig Born Free.
• Professor The Tail of the Monkey, and the Monkey's Professor.
• Rebirth We must be Enlightened, or be Born Again (and again, and again...).
• Rosa "I'd walk a mile,"
• Saguaro The other day, I met a bare, in tennis shoes....
• Santa To each their own...and to all, good.
• Savior Does Dog love you?
• Shakespeare El Dupree by any other name would smell.
• Shopping Mall Striving for new heights in bland and inoffensive.
• Sinaloa "Like any aging alkie, it had seen much, and forgotten most of it."
• Song With apologies to Pink Floyd .
• Springtime A young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of luv.
• Strange Don't ask me; I don't know.
• Tao The tao that can be posted....
• Twosacks El Dupree Meets His Match
• Wounds You've read it in the FAQ! Now see it live!